Waiting for her on the other side of the portal is a symbiote-infused Dark Samus, whose hunger for power requires actual powerful prey.
But the princess is about to learn a very valuable lesson and her last as leaving your hair hanging out the window could invite unexpected visitors.
Batman revealed the truth to poor Clayface, but he refused to believe it.
Or you may suffer from the Orbs of Utter Devastation! Nothing wrong with childhood fantasies, I say.